This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

Counterpoint: Most games have stupid premises. It’s a medium full of silly shit taken seriously. That in and of itself doesn’t make something bad.

The “Make Computer Security a Top Priority” is a bit ridiculous... Antivirus will slow your computer like crazy by default. Format once in a while is a much better solution to these kind of problem. Format and hop! You have a brand new computer once again!!

yeah they’re real...real jerks.

It was an idiotic suggestion to begin with.

When has sherman disrespected fans? I think you might be getting a little harsh on sherman. Brash, cocky, all that is true, but have you ever seen him come close to taking something from a fan and throwing it away? Outside of the Crabtree deflection when has he ever been a poor winner?

Holy shit.

I always go hard-copy. But I’m a collector. Not sure how relevant that is, to you.

It was released already in the UK, but late January in the US on BBC America.

Jason....wow. You made me tear up a few times — from a fucking review, mind you. I’m so glad you included what Final Fantasy means to you in the review, because at the end of the day, who isn’t going to go into this game (and review) with literal decades of FF history and baggage?

You, however, can fuck off.

Yes! Combat in the final game is exponentially better than it is in Duscae.

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

I’ll never play this game (not a FF fan, no PS4/XBone, etc), but this was as well-written of a review as I’ve seen on Kotaku in a long, long time. Well done, Jason.

AHL affiliate coach Doug Goofus promoted to take the head coaching gig.

I’ve promised myself that when/if I get some more space/a house, I will be buying a really nice, used CRT for retro gaming and such.

Its fascinating that you have never posted before Moshe. Which chemical company do you work for?