Why is every single elected official out of Iowa a fucking moron on even the most basic issues? You guys are running neckbeard-and-neckbeard with Indiana, and that shouldn’t be a point of pride. It’s amazing that Grassley can even put on his fucking shirt in the morning, much less write a fucking letter. And this…

I feel bad for the guy and all, but why exactly did this disrupt a airport's operation? Everyone else should be able to go on as they normally do.

He died as he lived— causing unnecessary flight delays.

Nah, bro, that flight was one of the canceled ones.

Very legal and very cool.

Not gonna lie. I now have no idea what actually happened.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

I watched the whole thing blind folded. It was very hard to follow. 

Juat wanted to let you know that your Where’s Waldo pic was not very challenging.

And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

Turns out there was another helper that got distracted:

Hot Take: If you insist the only “real” way to play Smash is Final Destination-style and no items, you aren’t as good as you think you are.

I assure you, there was most definitely an incomprehensible amount of boning going on between these two bands after practices.

Or whenever his cookies are done baking.

I’ve started refering to this phenomenon as “The War of Christmas Aggression”, mainly to see who all I could piss off with it.........................

I mean, doesn’t everything?

Needs more lesbians.

Agreed on all counts (except for the double double stuff, I don’t have that kind of sweet-tooth). The only think I’m offended by is seeing this season’s greetings shit any sooner than December 1st every year.

The Knights strategy of “stand around and wait for the Jedi to cut us down” seems suboptimal.