They could have at least used an in-tune piano for the video.

It’ll be interesting to see how Disney hypes the new addition to the park beyond “hey kids, ask your parents if they remember Avatar”.

I totally get, respect, and frankly admire the necessity to have all the scripts up to Cameron’s high standards before shooting.

Well, you know what they say: strike while the iron has cooled and rusted and corroded away to nothingness!

Honestly the hype for this died so long ago. I’m sure some people may still be interested but come on, rather than make them all at once and take for fucking ever he should have just done one at a time and kept them coming every few years so that at least people would give a shit. Cameron is literally way in over his…

No one cares now. I’ve never met anyone who’s a big fan of Avatar. It’s a non-factor at this point, but with Disney doing the whole thing with the theme park, they’re pretty much obligated at this point. The entire franchise has all the charisma of a fart in an elevator.

Amazingly, the dazed birds were cleared to fly again only minutes later, after passing through the NFL’s (very rigorous) Avian Concussion Protocol.

(not pictured: bald eagle)

The NFL is already penalized leading with the head, what more can they do?

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

From whence comes the beloved Psalm, “One Sith, Two Sith, Red Sith, Blue Sith”.

Luke: “A certain point of view?”

So the Journal of the Whills is just essentially the Gospel According to Dr. Seuss.

Life sucks right now, but it’s nothing a few beers couldn’t fix... right? Right??

BUYGHAZI!

And all this time,I thought they were there “for her pleasure”-!

There’s a reason education sucks, it’s the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never going to get any better, don’t look for it, be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don’t want that. I’m talking about the real owners, now. The real owners, the big wealthy…

Put her to work in the local walmart. You could use her chin to open up packing crates.

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...