Thank you for dropping in the “Apple can’t innovate” comment required in any post about Apple. Yours is now the 15,138,104,297 such comment on the internet in the last 20 years. Give yourself a pat on the back.

Not a fair comparison though, is it?

I mean honestly I probably would too, but I was hoping someone would offer me money.

Keef Richards is a Mystery to medicine.

Bigly delicious! BIGLY

But enough about Melania’s love life...

Perspective- It is a movie poster and, as such, doesn’t need to be a big deal.

Umm, just go at night?

We are the Martians who say.... NEE!

“David Bowie was here”

One should always aim higher in one’s goals

Good thing you didn’t or you wouldn’t have been able to type this poignant remembrance.

Here is every game of Catan ever played “FUCK! FUCKING...WHAT THE FUCK!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! FUCK NO!!! DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT FUCKING ROBBER ON MY [resource]!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS [relationship] IS OVER!!!”

Last time I did hardcore penetration of some bush it didn’t cost me nearly as much. It was only the price of dinner and some wine and a few condoms.

You won’t believe how! Just click through this 55 page slideshow!

“This boy discovers this one weird trick to making money!”

Sure... but what makes anyone inclined to believe a child over experts in the field? Sure, they could be wrong, but it’s FAR more likely that the kid with no experience or advanced education is wrong.

History channel taught me that it was probably aliens

You must mean, "which U.S. politicians are OWNED by which corporations!!!"