This is a good example of what Capitalism is theoretical and its practiced aspects. Theoretically both parties are to come to the table with all knowledge to be able to properly bargain with both parties gaining some, but most of the time they don’t and someone gets the short end of the stick. Unfortunately this…

(sigh)

People who exploit a knowledge gap about vehicle conditions and values are called “car salesmen.”

My God, I haven’t seen this many bad ideas in one place since Oregon decided to blow up a dead whale.

Ah, the old barren cow case conundrum. Hiram Walker (yes, that Hiram Walker) would argue it’s immoral. Teddy Sherwood would say “tough luck old friend.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherwood_v._Walker

True Millennials don’t buy new cars or used cars. They build them out of artisanal driftwood and penny farthing tires, harnessing the energy of the sun reflecting off the moon.

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

But look at its capabilities! It can go near grass!

Those kinda creep me out. It’s like they are made out of people or something.

This is a good point, and while I’m paid to get the best price for my clients (and I understand that some people in the industry don’t like that), I don’t beat people up over $50 or $100 especially if they have been straightforward from the get go. Now if the dealer down the street is $800 cheaper (which has…

you should probably check out more of Ms. Lee ESQ’s posts before you comment... go ahead, we’ll wait.

You’re right, it’s not like there are any negative consequences to letting corporations make rules without regard to human safety concerning those things. Especially since the NRA and GOP told us it was ‘Murican to be stupid enough to ignore the scientists saying that pollution does, in fact, pose a threat to the…

My Mini Cooper S used to get me mugged all the time.

The last honk concert I went to was Florida Georgia Line.

TWO-POINT-OH LITERS?! WHAT IS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS? HAW HAW HAW IS IT A CAWR OR A BOTTLE OF DIET MOUNTAIN DEW

You expect me to settle for a common engine like a V-8? What, do you want me to be mistaken for a poor?

Thank you! That’s high praise, considering you drive like 3.7 miles a year. (I’m not a math guy.)

I should note that, no shit, I worked with two excellent editors on this, and they were able to help me knock this down from 8K words. So a reduction of approx 2,500 words. That was no easy task.

The 3 links at the bottom are the same gif of The Premise Of TaleSpin Is Absolutely Insane When You Think About It post.

Kubang?