No, I don’t think so. It is/was nice to have service recognized and respected when I returned home. Especially as I’m mindful of how poorly our Vietnam-era forebears were treated.

No, don’t be bummed. What he did was the most diplomatic and tasteful compromise I can think of.

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

For as great a basketball player he is, his skin is thinner than an apple’s.

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

I’m sure Houston will appreciate the two floatation devices that are part of the package.

Imagine a world in which a generational talent like Anthony Davis had ended up on a team with a competent owner, administration, or coaching staff.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

To me the questions are

It would be great if he had been somehow dumb enough to pay for these escorts with his Ole Miss credit card.

Unlikely since the auditors would’ve caught him, but amazing.

What is the hardest semi-regular word to type correctly?

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

I know this look well. That’s not serious dog.

It’ll be even crazier once the date of the escort calls come out. Because you and I both know there’s a near-100% chance that at least one of his super-moral, Honest Man tweets is going to have been sent out on the exact same day he was actively cheating on his wife.

Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Half the town will be under water by the time I finish typing this and it still won’t wash away that fucking smell.

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.