Where I live in South Jersey just outside Philly there's only two places in the entire tri-state area that serve genuine, real, properly prepared pastrami, and one is a deli in West Philly just west of the University of Pennsylvania campus. It's been there for 50 years but it's sort of a badly kept secret whose…

Yes, but please make it a walk-in oven.

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Louis is such an amazing and wonderful comic. He's awesome!

The thing about those ridiculously humongous sandwiches is that after surviving the extreme hardships which drove them from their Eastern European and Russian homes—and then the Great Depression!—the Big City Jews would celebrate their relative good fortunes in the New World with a preposterously excessive mountain of…

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I had a nice hotdog in Central Park. I shared it with a rat, which I spoze was kinda wrong, seeing as it was probably his brother we were eatin'.

Paint the town… with copious amounts of your tainted pastrami vomit!

Brunch office?

If a little drizzle is all that keeps you separated from your pastrami, well, maybe that's not such great pastrami. I'd slide down a 40 foot razor blade nude using my left nut as a disc brake to get to my beloved pastrami. I believe that's how Jews perform a Bris.

Why would anyone combine those two meats in one sandwich when each one is so wonderful in its own right? Is the pastrami there to help perk up the poor under spiced corned beef, or is the corned beef there because it's just that envious of it's more flashy cousin that it follows the pastrami everywhere?

More like a con-census. Get it? Eh? Eh?!

For the crime of stoning a Jewish Deli you have been sentenced… to eating in that Jewish Deli! Muah ha ha…

Their skin did look like pastrami.

Q. What's this hair doing in my chicken soup?!
A. Backstroke!

Please, we prefer Shrillery.

"I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats…"

I had a very intense & very, very lengthy debate/argument/troll fest on a Rick & Morty Youtube fan video where the author of the video was decrying the then recent announcement that the show's creators were searching for female script writers. The video author's view was that it was a sad case of the show's creators…

You mean like Santa's Little Helper?!

Q, Exactly which part is so different on African American counters?