The lack of spacial awareness can be attributed, in part, to how they’re growing. Imagine adding an inch or more to your height over the course of a year or dealing with breasts you scarcely had the year before. We take for granted that our routines are adapted to a body that’s mostly done changing.

I thought Donald didn’t like people who got captured. Isn’t that what he told McCain?

Waàaaaaay back in the 90s. It’s just one panel in the Onslaught story that Xavier mentions a jonesing to give teenage Jean a bonesing.

Well, if those children are born before their mothers can be deported, these shitbags would use it to validate their “anchor baby” claims. Push their anti-choice agenda and plant a seed of truth they can distort into the boogie man immigrant.

Preparing for a move myself and I’ve uncovered about half a dozen. I wish recycling electronics were easier. My area has very few drop off points for electronics waste, and one of most accessible points had stopped taking CRTs.

Part of the program will include how to deal with the aftermath of avoidable sex. Techniques will include having your buddy pay off your partner to never speak of it again.

I’ll take the spider humping over being humped by the Donald.

To his credit, that shows a lot more creativity than he’s ever displayed in his shitty comic strip.

Hmm, could the ol’ “lost in the mail” trick be why he’s been raging about Amazon and the post office?

The truth is out there.

You’ve heard the phrase “beggars can’t be choosers”, right? I’ve never been homeless, but I’ve been poor. There are times when I would cut the mold off of food and consume it anyway because I thought I couldn’t afford to waste it. Scarcity affects how people make decisions. If the only thing you’ve got to eat today…

And some changes are really stupid, e.g. literally means figuratively. It’s pretty useful to have the clarity of a word that only means literally.

That’s right. He can forgive all sins except the sin of disbelief. Murders welcome, doubters fuck off.

Forget about accidents, the in vitro process creates multiple fertilized eggs for implantation in hopes that one takes. If these people truly believed that life begins at conception, why aren’t they harassing would-be parents as serial killers?

This is how I’ll undo the weight gain from stress-eating my way through year one of President Cheeto.

I would think with some simple modifications you could make some sort of bracket along the edge for pieces to snap into when you’re done playing.

Feeding the homeless?! They will never learn to pick themselves up by the bootstraps that way!

And Ivanka is in the back like “Why didn’t I ever think of that move?”

You can find an in depth answer in season 1, episode 5 of the Uncertain Hour (https://www.marketplace.org/2016/06/22/wealth-poverty/uncertain-hour/s01-5-pregnant-we-can-help). In short, they explained how block funds granted through the federal program TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, a.k.a. welfare) are…

Living just outside of Pittsburgh, I’ll warn: don’t get your hopes up. Liberal ideas don’t have much footing outside of city limits. There are still people with Trump signs stuck in their yards and, despite living in a state that fought for the Union, I see Confederate flags a few times a week. I doubt even a…

When will the Otti on ghost violence end?