Aren’t all words in German a minimum of 35 syllables?

I don’t. The practice of tipping is laden with biases. If you’re older or a person of color, it’s likely that you won’t be making the same tips as your younger, white co-workers. Just pay servers an honest wage instead of this nonsensical alternative minimum wage, especially for those workers whose duties extend…

We don’t live in a world where truth matters. Ancient fairy tales take precedent over actual scientific truth in this and nearly every facet of life.

I’d be alright with it if he went down as the first president removed from office. That’d be a beautiful legacy.

You have not met Bazelguese. It aggressively targets players and other monsters. He flys. He firebombs. He has no concept of mercy.

Thanks to block grants, some extraneous language about promoting two-parent families and preventing out of wedlock births, and a tremendous lack of oversight, TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Familys a.k.a. welfare) sees a considerable amount of its money going to these “crisis pregnancy centers”. Meanwhile,…

Some of that is due to players. You can trip, flashbomb, and KO monsters, resulting in them swinging wildly or flailing on the ground.

#tendergate if you know what I’m saying.

No longer satisfied with spanking it to Ivanka and unable to be spanked by Ivanka, he turns to his final refuge, being spanked with Ivanka.

Where does Gwyneth Paltrow rank with all her Goop nonsense?

Why would he sleep with her? She looks nothing like Ivanka.

If I recall correctly, his “church” is a studio in his home basement where he records. It was featured in a piece CNN did when he was denying/defending his exaggerated credentials with the preposterous claim that his website had been hacked.

Trump’s first tweet is just part of a pattern of regurgitating whatever he’s seen on Fox and Friends (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-fisa-trump-tweets-fox-huppke-20180111-story.html). Over at Politico, Matt Gertz did a pretty good analysis of this last week. (https://www.politico.com/magazine/…

I wonder what Donny will say when the long overdue market correction happens. Will the Dow, like the job reports in years when he wasn’t president, suddenly become a lie?

The most reasonable response so far.

Docking. That is all.

That reminds me of the time someone that previously occupied my college dorm put an open can of tuna in the heating vent. My roommate accused me of being the source of the smell for weeks. The disgust at our discovery overwhelmed any sense of vindication.

If a house and savings are your measure of success, then Bitcoin has been very successful for some. The same rampant speculation that drove this crash is present in other financial markets. There’s nothing inherent in Bitcoin that compelled people to foolishly leap at the prospect of a quick buck.

I think this bumped Dar William’s “The Christians and the Pagans” out of my top holiday song slot.

My choices are also Comcast or Verizon, but Verizon only offers 15Mbps which doesn’t qualify as high speed internet by the FCC’s standards. So despite living within 20 miles of major metropolitan area, I really have only one choice for high speed internet.