You mean something like how I can't believe this collection of flaming idiots bought a car from a company whose oversight promised to kill them or their families and that before it was even known, the car was already one of the most heinous pieces of outdated plastic shit on the market?

At first I was surprised. Then I realized something very important: these are cobalt owners.

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Can we all agree that revving an unloaded engine in neutral is pointless?