This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt
Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.
I live in Connecticut, the heart of Union industry, and there are still dumbasses around here flying that bad traitor flag.
My favorite strain of dumbassery on this subject is Republicans/conservatives bragging that they are the party of Lincoln whilst waving the flag of the nation Lincoln literally went to war against.
Might there be a sub-tip: if you’re waving it around in the North, and you have absolutely no ties to Southern heritage, you’re doubly a dumbass?
Avatar did not invent the concept of elemental magic.
there’s a link in the second paragraph...
It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.
Steve Doocy only soiled himself twice. Clearly he was the bravest of the three, or more likely drew the shortest straw of the two men, since he sat next to Mr. Jones. No chance Fox News would let a woman sit next to a black man. The reader letters, actual hand-written letters, would certainly not have approved of such…
Those three snowflakes showed remarkable poise sitting next to that large black man. Impressive.
Those are synonyms, yes.
Yeah, Ice. He’s a comedian. That’s what they do. You’re reading an article about comedians. You should be used to this by now.
Strange - the church spews bullshit 24/7/365 and the one time someone speaks the truth they’re forced out.
“It should be interesting to see how fans react”
To Barry’s credit, this is by far the worst season in the history of the franchise, so he was at least right about that.
It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!
OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.
May I suggest an all-natural, biodegradable, calcium-rich alternative?