That cake looks amazing. Do you have pics of yours you could share?

You have to take it out of the holder going through customs, a lot of people do it when they’re queueing to go through

Thank you. He’s had his cast changed now so his toes are okay and he’s only got it on for just over a week so hes hopefully gonna be back on his feet soon enough. I hope you feel better soon.

I don’t think my brother can move his foot properly, but he can wiggle his toes. The first time he got rushed in to hospital, his toes were a weird blueish colour because there was no blood flow to them. Hopefully it is just unhappy nerves, but either way I’m sending you some fast healing vibes

Is your cast on too tight? I know it’s slightly different, but my brother had surgery on his ankle a week ago and has been in and out of hospital all week because his cast was too tight and his toes were like you describe yours. He’s had to get a new cast now because of it. I hope your ankle is better soon and you get…

I love those shoes

There’s also anal blindness. ‘I can’t see my ass getting to work today.’

Thank you for this

Thank you for this

Any chance we could get some non alcoholic recipes please? I’d love to try some of these but my epilepsy medication and booze don’t mix.

How did he manage that?

My friend did something similar, chopping chillis and jalapenos then got involved in some self-love. I got a text not long after ‘Never have a wank after chopping chillis! It burns!’ about 5 minutes later I got another text ‘I just put ice there and I think my dick has vanished!’

Congratulations Mark and Allen

Is Adultosaur okay?