The song has aged like fine wine, but the video looks ridiculous. Except for the part where she’s covered in gold paint, which I love, it’s one of those videos that’s a victim of a technology that was probably revolutionary at the time (the water splashing all over), but now looks like a child drew it with crayons.…

“What’s the first thing you think of when I say Chevy?”

“Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chevy?”

I’d have more fun with it.

I really want to be on one of these. “What’s the first thing you think of when you see the Chevy Silverado?” “Uh, some redneck out cruisin for some poontang” “Oh, that’s, well..... What about the 4g WiFi included in the Silverado?” “I need gigabit speed for the shit I jerk off to man. Seriously, it’s some​ weird shit.…

OK, this is kinda random but maybe slightly related.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way.

“When women speak it is mostly poetry.”

Like, I just watched Sarah Huckabee Sanders talk and let me tell you, if that was poetry, it was some pretty fucked up high school English class poetry.

I just got a box of swag for supporting the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Kickstarter and it had a bunch of sweet-ass patches I gotta figure out what to do with.

When some women speak, it is mostly bullshit. Christ, gurls, take all the money and your multiple apologies that those people gave you, give up the quest for the pound of flesh, and get thy sorry asses hence to the kombucha bar to drown thy grievances.

I’m exhausted and I didn’t even read it, but just scrolling to the comments was more than I could handle.

Yup, I skimmed...

I didn’t even make it through the whole thing. It’s...a lot.

oh for fuck’s sake.

Her wishes include hardwoods, lots of counterspace, neutral colors, a big yard, 4K+ sq feet, Seattle, walkability, and her budget is 7 million.

You can still do that, and that has lots of value.

It’s a subscription series! You get one a month, for different cities. TOTALLY worth it.

This isn’t for everyone. You can still drive yourself at the track! And now, you can sell your laps to chumps who can’t drive! It’s win-win!

The idea of having “museum mode” cars is interesting... don’t know if it would work for every vehicle but I could totally see something like an RV rental service doing it. You get in at a preset location, it has the route, you get to various checkpoints each day/night for it to charge up while you sleep/eat/have sex…