As much as I love Alonso, I think he’s done his time in F1, barring an unexpectedly strong revival this year. Merc and Ferrari and RB are investing in youth, and honestly, they are the only teams who will challenge for a title in the near future. He’s just experimenting outside of the sport to see what he wants to do…

collecting a paycheck. *shrugs*

That’s why “runs AND drives” is such a key phrase for our kind of people.

So in other words, that dipshit is planning on lying about his golf score.

Falsified use of the 911 system is illegal as hell pretty much everywhere. From DC’s municipal code website:

If you remember nothing else from this life, remember that women like cars because they can do whatever they damn well please.

For those of you that haven’t seen the masterpiece that is Speed (1994), this should sum it up.

[pauses] This goes to 110...

“Fuck Vontaze Burfict” is kind of a default response to any question.

“We need to do something about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.”
“I agree, and fuck Vontaze Burfict.”
“Totally.”

As an engineer myself, i applaud the way this man yelled at the stop light.

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

Quite literally, in this case.

Glad he’s OK. That looks like a lot of flames. Had me thinking of Bowyer’s wild ride from 2007.

If anyone loves rain, it’s Garbage.

Reminds me of this.

So nothing has changed since 7 years ago :-)

Look at this.... I bet scott is gonna fix all the problems with black socks and bright polos.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.