I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

As opposed to what? A villain with some sort of silly contrived grudge? Or are you more interested in villains with ambition?

Just thinking... maybe he should have called his family before doing this and told them to get out of town?

They should charge something like a reasonable $9.99 to watch the Olympics with an app. It’s just not the US, a lot of people around the world don’t have access to cable or satellite TV. They need to change.

Well too freaking bad. Nothing is free in this world.

it’s hilarious how they “blame” millennials.

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Why have a Democracy if you think the people are too dumb to make the ‘right’ decision?

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Urinetrouble

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so. To me he was just saying if something is broke, don’t sit around and whine about it. Fix it. I can see why a certain segment of the population would not like that.

I believe he’s saying THEY don’t need to argue back about it just invent around it. There is a point to that, even if you don’t agree with it. You can’t force people to give back to the system when they can easily build around it. It’s not just the 1% doing that here. It’s entire countries that do this every day. You…