It’s definitely a status thing, to pull together a look that costs three times as much as its non-athletic analogue and is meant to telegraph that you have the leisure and mindset to hit the gym.

Is this going to get you thrown in front of Kara at Shade Court?

It’s a prosthetic, designed and operated by the wizards at the Jim Henson Creature Shop.

Also would. 100%.

The yellow leather jacket looked so great on her.

I’m sorry. What. I can’t hear you because my brain is full of static. LUKE PERRY IS 50????

Don’t you mean as Kimberly in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie?

Athleisure is not big in my current place of residence, which has a median household income of about $29K. I didn’t really understand how it operated in the wild until I went back to my hometown for the weekend (median household income $67K) and spotted two young mothers with their assorted small children at a…

he’s looking at GOOP duh

Elizabeth Kostova is all the entries.

Honestly, I saw a preview for this last week and had a legitimate “Oh, that looks good!” kneejerk to it. She TIMES THE SHARK WITH HER WATCH?? I am 100% on board with this premise.

Just like his fun, new HC attack ads!

Lesnar’s matches are so boring. I actually got a little hyped watching clips of that “terrible” Goldberg-Lesnar match because nobody throws Brock around like that anymore. I’d love to see it live.

You had me at the teaser text. TAKE MY MONEY, DRAGON QUEST!

Yeah, it’s not surprising to me at this point.

Gee, being a lady sure is confusing! It’s a good thing we have the patriarchy to tell us how to dress, speak, and act!

I guess your birth certificate could prove it, but everyone knows how easy those are to fake. You probably aren’t even a real citizen. Or a human.

Thank goodness for the modern browser’s password-saving capability!

I dig it! We will be cranky young internetters together.

I think we are probably the same person. Is your mom also capable of staking out the moral high ground of third-party voting and then when her friends state they would never vote third party, she allows them to share the high ground “because everyone’s voting according to their moral compass.”? It’s a really amazing…