You can’t wipe away tears with Bennies. That paper just isn’t absorbent.

oh my god WAS LOCHTE THE INSIDE MAN?

Damn, there are some truly overrated movies on this list. Lost in Translation? Really? I love Bill Murray, but DANG, give me The Life Aquatic for an aimless, aging socially-maladjusted dude confronting the odd happenstance of life. Bonus Anjelica Huston and David Bowie in Portuguese. A+++.

idk jezzies sounds like Amoruso is a really smart businessman and will probably be president someday

This picture tells me two things:

OHHHH so now you say it’s my anxious cuticle-picking that does this? SHAME ON ME.

As a kinjar with the word “hand” in your name, you are surely a trustworthy source of nail bed info.

Nope! Well, right now, yes, but the ridges have been there through responsible times too.

WELL DAMN. I love good diss track.

Oh, Wentworth Miller. Be still, my prison breaking heart <3 <3 <3

Okay okay sure sure but, Beth, what is causing the horizontal and vertical (I get both!) ridges and depressions in my nails? I have basically dinosaur claws for nails, very tough. Are my nails so healthy and so strong that they are growing out with little valleys?

I was just discussing last week with my girl how Mariah has just never been on my radar. Like, I could not name a song besides “All I Want For Christmas (Is You)“ and when she and Nick Cannon got together, my only thought was oh, huh, Mariah Carey’s still a thing?

Maybe it’s the nostalgia, but this is my all time fave:

TIMING. SAD.

THANKS. The icon, if you’re curious, Capt, is the library ghost Lego minifig.

Randilyn, I for real groaned aloud at Guiliani Mad-libs.

Fair point.

Assuredly the most impressive stocking cap, made by some really great people in a brilliant factory, just tremendous.

Every face he’s ever made since 2002 has something of an underlying “I shouldn’t have let Georgie go first” to it.

Live action remake of The Lion King?