I managed to score myself one of those maxi track jackets and lmty I look so goddamn fly hobble-jogging around the track

Best gif for a bad situation.

YAS BAH GAWD THANK YOU NETFLIX

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have read all day and that’s AFTER I read the thing from Lyle Jeffs’ lawyer about his maybe being Raptured.

But most importantly, can you pee on any of it?

I am so hype for the movie they eventually make about this kid.

I worked for Best Buy for [much longer than I care to admit] and the one thing I can say for them is that they were VERY committed to making sure their employees were paid accurately. Got stopped by a customer on your way out the door? Go edit your timesheet! Idiot coworker interrupted your (precious, unpaid) lunch…

A super-tight one that shows off his pecs but makes him look, like, totally serious.

Ghostbusters’ secretary.

<3 Syberia <3 One of my favorite games despite Kate's manipulation of a developmentally delayed child.

It’s a Maine thing.

My southern Maine super-hippie mother is somehow against this, because she carries some weird hyper-grudge against Roxanne Quimby. It is the weirdest thing.

Killjoy, boner-killer, same same.

Fun side story:

I came here to post about Phelps and Bolt, so thanks for hitting those notes.

I was wondering about that myself, but I think they just kept turning down the crowd feed for the broadcast.

They’ll trot out the claret for the special occasions: i.e. “pay-per-views,” since they’re on the WWE’s subscription network and not cable television.

Honestly, I am blown over by the dearth of Trekkies in the comments to this article. Are there no MRAs amongst Trekkies?

Glass atmosphere.

It’s the fact that they are wearing shoes on that fluffy WHITE carpet. SOCKS.