Must support team Bat amongst all this cat and dog love.

Can we do a socialist overthrow instead? I’d be down for that.

team cat here, but this is adorable

this mama dog had a far better Mothers’ Day:

It takes a manly man to cry . It takes an even manlier man to cry while covered in tiny tiny kittens* so you should get some kittens just in case.

THANKS! Now my teats are leaking and I haven’t lactated in 24 years.

Pshh, I'm a man's man and I never fall for cuteness stories.

Aw, Mikey and her adopted babies. I love them.

If I had $15,000 to drop on a single article of clothing I would just hire someone to make something for me.

Well to be fair, most 60-year-olds can’t buy $15,000 dresses either. And anyone who can afford to spend that kind of money on a single outfit doesn’t actually have trouble finding anything to wear, not if they’re trying. I’m all about the old broads but I don’t really get this argument.

Why are people still trying to make Rita Ora a thing? No.

Why does she have to take Rita into an elevator? Last I checked, it wasn’t Rita who made vows to her.

Beyonce takes Rita into the elevator...

That’s not Jay caressing her cheek. That’s Puff’s hand his shoulder. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay in a pinky ring.

Last year I found myself on the wrong end of a holier than thou neighbor who thinks that I am a harlot and should be ashamed of myself for running around semi-nude most of the time. She asked about my “church” and its teaching and I told her that I am a Child of Nature. She recoiled and said “a witch”. I said not…

Don't forget the pet moms today.