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Erin Gloria Ryan
morninggloria
Nov 25 2015
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Erin was the first person who truly helped me understand how much an editor can bring out the best in a writer. She guided me and pushed me to do some of my best pieces (including the beautiful dichotomy of my Ferguson posts and my Rachel Dolezal coverage). Read more

Nov 25 2015
41

I remember you, Erin Ryan, when you were just a wee little sproglet with a funny upside-down avatar and a way with words that no other Jezebel commenter could match. I remember you. I watched you grow and grow, and felt so much tender pride in your talent and shit-talking that you’d think they were my own fucking Read more

Nov 25 2015
3

Keeping us company every day and providing us with fodder to discuss and feel like a community - you feel like a co-worker. Read more

Nov 25 2015
32

I will miss you sorely, MoGlo, commenter turned weekend contributor turned managing editor...you have done excellent work here. I loved knowing there was a Midwesterner from my neck of the woods on staff here. Congratulations on your new gig!

Nov 25 2015
32

You’re going to be missed here and a gift to wherever you land. Read more

Nov 25 2015
17

See ya, Erin. I’ll still follow you as long as you promise to keep making fun of Indiana whenever the opportunity strikes.

Nov 25 2015
120

Good Luck to you, thanks good good times, thanks for SLOT. Read more

Nov 25 2015
85

Erin i hope you make good friends at your next office and they don’t make you feel like you are part of the group but then all go get to coffee in the afternoon without you and make you feel like ‘ok i guess you guys all hate me maybe i should just get a new job’

Nov 25 2015
6

I wish Friday were a holiday.

Nov 25 2015
74

You may be wondering to yourself, how does the good content get made at Jezebel dot com? Well, a lot of it has been through important brainstorming with Erin Gloria Ryan.

Nov 25 2015
15

12 If you’re walking on the path outside at night and a family member jumps onto the path in front of you and stares you down, don’t try to confront your family member. They are NOT afraid of you and yelling probably won't make them leave. Back away slowly and take another path. Don't be a hero with Uncle Fred. It Read more

Nov 25 2015
17

“some uncles are covered in a layer of dense fur designed to protect them from the elements” Read more

Nov 25 2015
11

You gotta lock up your little pet door at night or your family will come in a eat up all the Meow Mix.

Nov 25 2015
9

Remember families can open screen doors.

Nov 25 2015
9

11. If you take any of them with you on a run, don’t forget the leash.
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Nov 25 2015
37

You’re still superior to your relatives by virtue of not eating all the cat’s food. Just feel virtuous afterwards.

Nov 25 2015
30

11. If two of your relatives decide to mate noisily on the roof during dinner, either politely ignore them or go up to watch the fun.

Nov 25 2015
14

11) Don’t make them watch this this terrible fucking movie.

Nov 25 2015
41

I thought my family was one very tall, small-headed man in a trench coat, but it turns out it was a stack of dwarves??? Please advise.