I didn’t realize batman was such a prolific basketball player. Check out that trophy case!

This is silly. Batman and Superman weren’t even alive during the civil war.

Oh boy, here we go, next thing you know there’s gonna be a new spawn movie and then the second reign of Liefeld will be ushered in. Praise be to the be flannel’d one, with pouches and bean feet for all.

It’s funny because that blade counter is incredibly counter-intuitive (har) if you’ve ever played a third person video game with a similar mechanic in your life. Ninja Gaiden? Time the block button with the enemy’s blow and press it, Metal Gear Rising? Time the block button with the enemy’s blow and press it, Shadow…

Blowing on the wind

There should be a sequence near the beginning where as a small boy, fighting his way through a wolf infested forest with only a fire axe, he faces off against the looming shadow of a GIGANTIC BABY EATING CHERRY-ENT!! It of course kills his family and he swears to change the world so no one ever again falls victim to…

Two words: Normal mapping. The characters were clearly an afterthought.

Yeah, nice try, I know you’re really a funnel web spider that has killed and eaten Luke Plunkett. Well I’m not falling for it, Shelob! I think I’ll stay right here where there are 8 thousand miles of ocean between us.

“The collectors edition comes with an hour long dev diary.”

When you’re challenged it will always be a “new fight” but it will not always be a “new challenger,” thus the new phrase is more technically correct.

At least I’m on the right track financially.

Red Dead did what I call the “Jurassic Park effect.” Spielberg made a dinosaur movie so good that no one has dared to touch dinosaurs as a main theme since it came out.

I don’t understand, in video games Turkey is always depicted with the utmost accuracy and respect.

You forgot “captain planet is now a bunch of talking raccoons with shapeshifting scrotums.”

You saying it’s not just his shoulder mounted plasma cannon that’s prone to malfunction?

When you go to high five someone but realize mid swing that they are in desperate need of a noogie.

But it lets you know that he’s all messed up, ya know? He’s all messed up.

So they not only kill the Pokemon but bring them back with necromancy? I assume team rocket runs a Orwellian Pokemon labor camp?

It’s probably also a reference to this classic line

Eddie Redmayne