Really.

It’s only pedantic when you’re correct. Otherwise, it’s just stupid.

Wrong spot.

Does she understand your random capitalization?

Yeah, I facepalmed the purposeful destruction of the clutch.

Nebraska.

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I don’t suppose it occurred to anyone to get a spare key made?

My mom was 82 and had never touched a computer when I got the bright idea that voice recognition would help ease her into the experience. I was... wrong.

My mom was 82 and had never touched a computer when I got the bright idea that voice recognition would help ease her…

Porsh.

D list?

Satan.

Of course it was the fault of the guy in front of him.

Florida is sort of shy on tunnels.

He gets banned all the time and just creates another burner.

You need to get your super-hot Canadian girlfriend to give you a blowjob so you can calm the fuck down.

Goddamn, why is it that only white people get to be assholes in your universe?

Goddamn.

Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as a “legal weed biz” in the United States which I’m afraid a lot of people are soon going to find out the hard way.