You’re precious.

This would have made sense if Trump had won the popular vote.

“Anyways, who the fuck am I to critique?”

Put a nut on that bolt before you stsrt banging on it with a damn hammer.

Hawt taek.

I daily my 1975 IH 150 that my dad bought new and that I bought from him in 1989.

I’m not a Porsh guy, but I love the Boxster. There’s just no accounting for taste.

Amen.

Don’t forget Ralph Fiennes as Michael Jackson.

You’re mistaking judgmental and sarcastic for condescending.

I’m a black man who was raised Methodist, so I have no idea. Why don’t you just ask your friend?

You sure don’t. You just need the permission of some dude that gives baby boys herpes by biting the tips of their dicks off.

You really don’t need anyone’s permission to fuck.

I’m sending (uncircumcised) dick pics.

“I would have bought it, too, but the aisle at the hardware store was temporarily closed for cleaning when I walked back to pick it up, so I passed on it.”

You must be new here.

Except for crap cans broken down in front of the auto parts store.

This. Our internet sleuths need to calm down.

Not deliberate, but he’s an asshole for putting his foot on the seat.

Anyone who tells you it’s a razor clam is an idiot.