“Tell us how Lyft is immune to this.”

Yeah, as you’ve so accurately pointed out, your comparison was less than apt.

You might want to re-read what I said, bro. Either that or maybe see a pshrink.

You need to get out more.

You realize, of course, that it is grammatically correct to spell out numbers that are ten or less. Two, for example. Plus, I really don’t belive it was “literally” unreadable since I managed to read the article just fine.

Tucker actually produced cars.

The people raking in all that start-up cash.

I gave him another star just to spite you.

They took the time to program that burp?

My bad.

You’re more than welcome to produce your own and price it as you wish.

“Picayune” Funeral Home should have been a red flag.

Damn, she was one cute white girl.

I bet you could get one of those light up Mercedes emblems that would help your tired old eyes see at night.

Buy some decent sausage, at least.

5 am. I’m betting he fell asleep.

Passenger side dashboard, 1966 Ford Country Sedan.

There hasn’t been good bbq in KC since Little Jake’s Old Southern Pit Barbecue closed.

Chocolate chips AND Jimmy Dean heartburn patties? You’re what’s wrong with America.

Who?