If you have leather/vinyl/otherwise shiny seats, pull an old t-shirt (ideally white) over the seat back, like the seat is wearing it. Seats will be much less hot and sticky.

Step one: fix your lawn.

“Show me the one specific thing these otherwise very good teams aren’t good at and then I’ll be impressed”

No kidding. Watching the Nats waltz through their division (10 games up and they’re the only ones even over .500) while the NLW is a three-way dogfight is very annoying.

Even if it hadn’t gone out, and he’d missed it, it would have cleared the bases.

I was just gonna say. Dude is gonna give up SO many bags.

I’m a dude and I’m above average and it is really easy to hide my whole situation in one hand. My hand is 8", so that’s a little longer, but it’s not even close. The balls don’t sit below the dick, they’re sort of behind it. The whole arrangement is only about 4" long.

Now, I don’t know anything about the size of Chris…

Ok, this isn’t the absolute highest price within 50 miles of Boulder, CO (that’d be a 2011 Ferrari 599 GTO for $775k) but it’s the best. Someone has listed a 2017 Hyundai Sonata Hybrid for $382k.

Can next week’s White Sox Minute just be the sound of Marchman watching this for sixty seconds?

I’d pay extra for that.

Both of which were open.

The Jeep Compass was ruined for me by driving it for an extended period of time.

I’m with you. Everything in my (boring old) car is a toggle, so I can just leave it wherever the hell I want it.

Grass is squishy and baseballs aren’t that bouncy. Even towering fouls don’t bounce that much when they hit the seats.

Guy in my league was in a car in Wyoming and didn’t tell anyone until AFTER the draft, at which point he requested a full redraft. Fuck no.

How is it that cars are fueled by cramming people directly into the engine? Is there no fuel filter system? Aren’t the fragments of this guy’s skull gonna fuck up the valves?

I’m a Broncos fan and I’m a little scared.

If you’re gonna make a movie reference, the original Italian Job is the way to go.

That’s 60 (and a half), but I see what you mean now.

45?