Tony Gonzalez is still my favorite tight end in the league.

You could do the Japanese team vs 100 kids thing. 100 fans, drawn by sweepstakes, vs 15 pros.

That’s how the Broncos have felt about the Raiders for a while, though it looks like the AFCW might be ramping up the level competition again.

I can tell you from experience that most Broncos fans think of the Pats as rivals and vice versa, and I’d bet that other perennial AFC playoff teams (Ravens, Steelers) feel the same way. And they play each other once a year at most, usually less.

As anyone who’s accidentally been at the business end of one can attest, heat guns and hair dryers are NOT the same.

Excellent point.

Other way around. NE gets the lowest seed (PIT is #6), so the Texans go to Foxboro unless the Dolphins (#3) win. In case you were wondering, the Texans have been to Foxboro four times and lost all of them by an average of 25 and a minimum of 13. It’s gonna be a bloodbath (not that the Raiders would have fared any…

Someone hide the children.

He was also missing badly on drag routes (which would otherwise have been a good call on third-and-short), so maybe the OC thought his finger could handle soft passes better and tried to give him a chance with that.

I worked a seasonal job unloading the giant UPS trucks into the warehouse to be distributed into small UPS trucks. This was in Boulder, a city where everyone is 34 years old and works for Google or Bell Aerospace or something equally intelligent and wealthy, and Restoration Hardware was the fucking bane of my…

Came here to say this. Just watched the movie last night.

Don’t forget video games! Like Gears of War 4, with Disturbed covering Sounds of Silence:

Denver’s O-line is having some major problems as well. Almost everything in this article could apply to the Broncos just as well.

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Never forget that the New York Times once used the phrase “yet another hallmark of the steady decline of our once noble age” to refer to the first pencil with an attached eraser.

Um…knights aren’t a military division, and they sure as shit weren’t “team-oriented.” It was a position of nobility, and most of them acted alone and in competition with one another.

Ok but where did the momentum come from to make the water suddenly fly out of the pool? There’s no upward force or elasticity to account for that.

I think F&F hit its stride around the 5th movie, when it abandoned the pretense of being about car culture and went full-on crazy action movie. If you think of them like comic book movies, with the same extravagance, over-the-top defiance of the odds, and assurance that the heroes will prevail, I think they’re much…

Remember when Jordan Cameron had one good season for the Browns? Totally called it in the preseason.

It’s also the fact that there are only five teams with 7+ wins, and three of them are in the same division, and two of them are facing each other. The AFCW is quietly turning into quite a race.