moralltach
Moralltach
moralltach

“and the Rams against the Seahawks—since distinguishing yellow from green would be an issue.”

“While on or over foul territory, touches the person of an umpire or player”

1) That’s not ironic.

He went 7-4, IIRC, with a defense allowing 80 yards and six points MORE per game than last year’s Broncos.

most of the LEGO brick studs are facing inwards

I want “first swim” to be a thing, and I want Drew Magary to do one, because I’ve never seen a human K’nex set do a lap of the pool.

I drove a 15-passenger bus on a guided trip once, and it had a loose wire such that every little bump in the road flashed the brights. It was night time. There was much honking.

Seriously though. Drove one on a photoshoot a few months ago. Meets almost every requirement but the sun roof.

The section at 2:10 seems to be the fastest, so I counted road lines. They’re standardized: 10 feet long, 30 feet apart. So each line is 40 feet. In 10 seconds, the car covers 24 lines (960 feet). That’s an average speed of 65 miles per hour.

I eat onions straight. A slice of onion with a super sharp cheddar cheese on a cracker is fucking delicious.

...there was a lens staring directly back at me...I started trembling. Even now I get emotional talking about it...

Is it possible that they mean it can power all the peripherals? Lights, AC, stereo, etc? And this is just bad phrasing?

That R8 was about half a second late off the line. Which I’m sure the owner has told himself, time and time again, is why he lost.

Yes, we’re still talking about a game that is ostensibly for children.

It would appear that one color is slightly more popular than the other…

It would appear that one color is slightly more popular than the other…

It can’t have been that high. The Ideal Gas Law (PV=nRT) dictates that in order to make the pressure increase four- to fivefold, the temperature would have to increase proportionally, assuming none of the other variables—volume and number of gas molecules—have substantially changed.

What if you’re NOT wearing a full suit on the beach?

So you’re saying that we can’t say “jamoke” because the “moke” part means donkey (which, by the way, is not a slang term for a black person anywhere I’ve ever been), but we can use “jackass,” which literally means donkey?

Wiktionary disagrees.