Jordan is still the greatest of all time.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley's #00 was routinely the fastest car on grid, but they never won a single race.

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

My mother-in-law wisely stated to me when we planning to take our son on vacation with us for the first time. She said, "Vacations are over, you go on trips now."

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

How I imagine most Ferrari TheFerrari reviews will go:

Assumed air superiority is a hell of a drug.

BAN taxpayer funded professional sports. REMOVE it from schools. GONE.

But this question does seem preeeettty familiar...

All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

Nothing terrifying about this statue. It's just your typical demon horse representation.

I, robot (Yes, that is how it is spelled)

Runs on garbage, nuclear powered and flies. Pretty futuristic in 1985.

How is this not a thing?? I mean it comes in the freaking same color as him! Figure out how to do it Chevy!

I know, BP is a bunch of bastards.

all those weapons...and still no spears/polearms?

Headline: I bet the whole state of NJ is like, "Come at me bro!"