A police car with brakes that could fail. Aw, that's just terrible...

With a side of Escape from New York...

I know - it's like someone re-made Rollerball.

Those are some impressive approach angles.

There are eye-witnesses, and their stories conflict with the policeman's. His testimony is obviously going to be self-serving, and we all know from bitter experience what that will mean in court. Even so, the only way forward is to insure he is charged if there is sufficient evidence to arraign and send this to…

No, the policeman, per the eye-witnesses, was yelling at him from his vehicle, then leapt out and grabbed and choked him. No one has pointed to any law Mike Brown was violating or even could have violated before the incident started.

#2 - so, you were standing on the street when it happened? Every eye-witness says the policeman started the incident. We have only the officer's say-s that anything different happened.

I don't know what shooting you are referring to, but it is clearly not the shooting of Mike Brown in Ferguson.

How many Swedes and Norwegians try to sneak into the US, exactly?

I can cite a comparison I make frequently about my 1995 Audi S6:

In 1995, Audi could sell a sedan for $46k with 227bhp and a 6.1 second 0-60 as the top-of-the-range S car. Today a V6 Camry tops the HP figure and the 0-60.

― John Steinbeck

Transmission coice. I'm just assuming BMW is my only hope for three pedals.

Any Audi Ur-S4 or Ur-S6 in good condition. Spend $3k on a sedan or up to $10k on an Avant, keep the change, and own a classic to be.

That's not correct. Audi does not have any RWD-based cars, but the setup you describe is used by Mercedes and BMW.

No, he's Voldemort!

A pitch-perfect troll by Absolut .

"To quote President G. W. Bush, 'Now, watch this drive.'"

Bingo.

Anyway, the worst president was Buchanan. If your company doesn't collapse into civil war on your watch while you dither, you're not as bad as Buchanan.