Might want to unplug your fax machine right the hell now.
I’m going to agree with Montego on this. Pretty damn sure it is a law that the destination fee has to be listed separately from the MSRP. If you want to quibble on why it even exists, fine - for all I know the financing companies that provide lot financing to the dealer (for the inventory) want to finance on MSRP, not…
Apparently not since we will be funding his retirement.
The Fancy Kristen shift.
He should look at the nearest fuel stations - odds are they’re an Oregonian and haven’t figured out how to use the gas pump yet.
Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.
I wanted a full breast but only got the nipple — Trump, at KFC, when he gets popcorn chicken by mistake.
Meters? Why would anyone use such a measurement? We measure things three ways:
April 1, 2009. That was Jalop Gold.
Which Beatle? Ringo?
Bring-a-Trailer 6mo. from now:
Miata w/ Helicopter engine swap
Give me a Prius and put me in the left-most lane. I can guarantee nobody will get around me.
Surprised he didn’t want reimbursed for removing the cylinder head to remove the broken pieces of insulator and potentially rebuild the whole thing due to damaged pistons.
“I need an alternator... here’s the part number.”
True story. If you go to google and run a search for “1917 Stephens Model 65 Touring Car”, this page is the 2nd result.
I applied at a local-ish Hyundai dealer for for work back in the shop. On Saturday morning the shop manager called me back & left a message, since I was at work I could not take the call. The dealer is closed Sunday so I called this morning & have an interview tomorrow. It be entirely level shop work, but gotta start…
She was texting in Driver’s Ed class when they taught the lesson about snowy pavement being slippery.
I prefer The New Messarounds: The Continuing Adventures of Winston and Cece.