“Learn to Code” - A phrase almost exclusively uttered by people who either: 1) can barely navigate an iPhone settings menu or 2) can technically code, but only ever submit garbage that has to be cleaned up or discarded by people who are actually good at coding.

It might have been a reference to the right-wing fuckwit dickheads on Twitter who replied to the news of Jezebel closing with with “Learn to code.” Durh hur hur! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learn_to_Code

Hooray! Comments are back, too.

Judge Kara Brown! loved Shade Court

and shade court!

That was creative storytelling. Anyone who checked Crystal’s and my comment history knew that. Also, I don’t believe Hamilton Nolan was TomatoFace.

This is, indeed, a bag of dirt since y’all are shuttering the site. Dodai made me a ‘starred’ commenter back in the early days of Jez. I have fond memories from Anna Holmes’s leadership up until the present day. Even though I’ve found the latest iteration of the site hard to swallow at times, it’s still been a…

I’ll miss all of you. I’ve been commenting here for a decade, enjoyed many great writers, and met a lot of wonderfully kind and thoughtful people. Thanks, Jez. I’ll miss ya. The 500 days of Kristin will never die!

“he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake and called his son his accountability partner.”

This is so deeply disturbing but of course we’ll get nothing but crickets from the “moral majority” crowd b/c it’s their guy and they would have no values if it weren’t for hypocrisy. 

Or....watch him ham the fuck up, not allowing anything to be done and trying to get mistrials declared and extend the trials to hopefully be able to pardon himself out when he becomes President.

All the excuses for groomers:

Al Pacino is still acting and he is still fully in charge of his faculties. He is 100% responsible for where he sticks his dick and for what results from it. 

Pricilla spent years promoting her relationship with Elvis as some great love affair so Lisa Marie probably bought into that. That was what helped build the brand, the myth and kept Pricilla in the limelight.

I would also hazard a guess that the windshield wipers are not legal. They do not clear enough of the Windshield. Guessing it is a Monoblade mounted on the drivers side. 

Let’s be honest with ourselves though. The 15 people with more money than sense who will buy these monstrosities aren’t going to be taking them off-road. They’re doing it for the attention and the most serious road obstacle they will ever see will be speed bumps in mall parking lots.

He definitely is not scared of you, bro. He WOULD be scared of going into the downtown part of a major city, though. 

If he was a private citizen, he’s be driving a Hummer or a big-ass Ram (with a hemi) to prove how manly he is.

which DeSantis declines as he can’t accept gifts (while on camera/being recorded)

which DeSantis declines as he can’t accept gifts.

“they’re supporting someone who can’t even be honest about their height.”

This means that they just passed the first test of being a GOP candidate with flying colors.