Which is not remotely germane to the point being made, but ok. 

In Texas, after promising to take people's guns?

they took his jerb

WE’VE GOT TO HIDE THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY FROM THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY. 

“It takes 24 seconds to pull a perfect shot”

The “right” way in 1969 has been eliminated and it’s now virtually impossible to immigrate.

Ah, you mean Steve the Cyclist.

They got into the liquor cabinet?

Can’t star this enough.

In my city car drivers will: stop to allow pedestrians to cross, stop for geese crossing, let people merge, move their car away from the gas pump so someone else can use it, slow down at construction sites, but they absolutely refused to use their turn signals.

Yeah, as both a motorist and as a cyclist, my rule of thumb for cyclists is: pick whether you’re going to be a car or a person and stick to it. I don’t care either way so long as I can predict your actions based on where you are, but if you’re hopping sidewalks and driving down the median willy nilly, you’re putting…

As a cyclist... I totally agree with you.

I think some cyclists are the most entitled commuters known to man

The overreaction killed many more Americans than the terrorist attack did and continues to kill Americans. This is an undeniable fact.

 What country attacked us that day?

The best horror sequel is, as always, Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. It’s a horror film about making a horror film, starring the actual actress who starred in the original horror film being terrorized by the monster from that horror film. It’s so meta, it’s amazing.

Whoa whoa, the original iPhone was $600 for 8GB. The only reason we all forgot about that was because of years of carrier subsides artificially lowering the price.

Personally, I’m intrigued by the idea of a hero constantly folding under pressure.

Brilliance, also not to be confused with Bright.