It isn’t even technically a prescription. Licensing comes from the separate states, but prescribing authority comes from the Federal DEA so no physicians DEA license covers anything that is not legal on a national level.

“Should have.”

Below is the spaghetti map from when he announced Alabama might get hit on 9/1. No where near Roll Tide country.

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Oh no! What are you, worried that now the inside of your garbage can is gonna smell bad?

Be like Gallant:

I’m only halfway familiar with the laws in Texas, but I believe private businesses can bar weapons provided they post a gargantuan sign in front of every single entrance, which must carry specific language (in English and Spanish) in at least one inch font size. And if the sign is non-compliant, you can bring in your…

I’m can’t wait to see all the rednecks who will scream “I’m never spending any of my money at Wal-Mart again! MAGA”only to have to reverse course less than 24 hours later when they realize they buy all of their daily necessities there and they will starve to death if they boycott it.

Please don’t pity this monster.

I just love Small Government™ Republicans and their support of Personal Freedoms®.

God no kidding. I wish we at least rotated who goes first. 

Ugh. Just get rid of the staggered primaries, and either do a national primary day or a set of regional ones that rotate the “first” position. 

I despise this loudmouthed asshole. She is an ignorant demagogue, serial tax cheat and scofflaw.

That Batwoman poster is atrociously awkward. What is happening? Is she landing? Or is the cape billowing in the wind? Either way doesn’t work because while the cape is up the hair is stagnantly down. And it looks so poorly photoshopped in that it doesn’t look like it is attached to her shoulders but instead to like…

In case it isn’t clear, Trump & Co. really fucking hate Puerto Rico... a lot.

SCREAM!!!!!!!!

As a native Oklahoman, I can’t tell if the last line is a joke or not

Ciderella’s cool but I prefer Beernocchio.

Child please! The only adults at 1600 Pennsylvania are the kitchen staff and the Marines guarding the doors.

Surprisingly interesting interview.
Who knew this guy was awesome? Nice catch, A.V. Club.