Trump’s concilliatory second announcement proved that he can’t even lie well when he actually believes it’s not in his best interest. How does this guy function around people he can’t buy?

Arsenic and Old Lace

You store them in the window seat until Teddy can bury them in Panama.

That was a serious “What the hell!?!” moment for the driver of the SUV.

Way back at the beginning of the Presidential Primary, I pointed out how Trumps biggest lies inevitably came after phrases like “You’ve got to believe me”, “You need to understand this”, or “This is what you need to know”.

If there has ever been a reason for a FOI request, there you go.

At least some cranky old Republicans are honest about their imaginary friends.

“...the Ravens headquarters are refusing to take comments in support of Kaepernick.”

Place your bets: in the new pilot, every character who comes onstage will remark “I had the weirdest dream...”

When I took driver’s ed in Texas the law actually was “you MUST yield to a faster vehicle by changing lanes to the right”, even if they are breaking the speed limit. I lost points on that question when taking my exam.

Oh, no. Doucheface didn’t instruct his own kid to lie about the Russians. Of course not. /s

I’ll agree with the Michael Caine reasoning: if a job only takes a few weeks and pays for a nice house, it’s worth it.

There are too many people who won’t even use the cruise control they already have, which makes driving with one a pain even for those like me who prefer it. The transition to automated driving is going to be a pain.

He’s not blaming his children. He’s doing something else entirely.

Whether the Dems legitimately desire bipartisanship or not, waving that flag is absolutely the right thing to do: Most Americans don’t like this constant “50.1% wins everything” partisan bullshit, yet Republicans continue to market themselves on the concept that “compromise” equals “failure”. Rubbing their noses in…

Many members of Trump’s staff strike me as dishonest, deluded and self-obsessed, but Scaramucci is the only one so far that really calls to mind the description “slimy” for me.

What, play on the public’s perceptions by loudly and publicly trumpeting his personal “donation” in the daylight, while gutting their budget and operations in the dead of night? He did it with the Parks System, now he does it with Education. He’ll do it for healthcare too. That’s how he thinks it balances out, when…

A tragedy that happened a century ago. There’s a difference.

‘People Don’t Realize He Loves Holding My Hand’

Kobe didn’t do that, unless you ask Kobe.