I saw the mid-air reload in that 5 sec teaser clip they released the other day and my heart sank. Someone watched Wanted one too many times.

I catch a lot of bluefish when I go bay fishing, and I find them unpleasant on their own. But I grill the fillets, mince them, and mix them into delicious fishcake sandwiches with breadcrumbs, egg, and Old Bay just like a crabcake. Works great. And it still works even if you froze the fillets (because who wants to eat…

Rule check: I think that's also a +1 CON bonus.

What I'm saying is everyone should get vaccinated against HPV

Now that's a horror movie.

So how long have you worked for Mad magazine?

It's holy because it got splattered with acidic xenomorph blood, right?

No, you're thinking of Dreamcatcher.

It was called Species and it was terrible.

Thanks, Obama!

You think it's dead, but then it rears up and spears you through the chest with its tail.

I've already upped my G&T consumption to boost my quinine levels in preparation!

I'm glad tons of people watch these CBS shows. That way, actors I like can go there for a nice fat paycheck but I don't have to view that dreck to support them.

That's not true at all.

That is how you get tongue cancer, yes.

"Val Kilmer Cancer-Free; Still Box Office Cancer"

Sometimes the best disinfectant is incineration. Or at least buried in a hermetically sealed coffin.

Stick him next to Jackson and Nixon in the naughty president corner.

I loved his cameo as that one bird.

Dead and Deadder