Congrats! But lentils are cool. Not as any kind of healthy trendy crap; but as something you mix up with rice (instead of beans) in a typical Latin meal. Love 'em!

Very sad for her family, but it's a case of Darwin's Law doing its thing.

I've been lucky with this one. I did accept friend requests from some girls that I thought were kind of mean back then or with whom I simply coexisted; neither liking nor disliking them through the 4 years we attended school together. With very exceptions, they all grew up and out of their teen snottiness and are now…

They're almost as nutty as the Paula Deen fans.

My mom sends friend requests to my friends. The ones she knows as well as the ones she's never met.

The girl had a point. How can anyone read a map if they don't actually have a map? It makes perfect sense to me!

One of my personal favorites: "I don't know what I did, but I must've done something, so I apologize."

Betrayed by his own ass. That's gotta burn.

My almost-18-year old daughter listened to the POTUS and exclaimed : "Our President is such a bro!!!"

The mission is FINALLY accomplished!