momosour2
Momosour2
momosour2

The idea that at this moment with the tax bill signed Trump is more than likely the happiest he’s been in a long long time is ruining my Christmas. I’m increasing the odds he will soon fire Mueller as his bloated psychotic ego becomes inflated by what he sees as an actual accomplishment. I think I’ll go read what

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

It’s like they think they’re being cute...like they’re pulling something over on everyone and this is a little game they play to revel in how clever they are and how dumb everyone else is. It’s fucking disgusting, fucking insulting, and goddamn demoralizing to see them pretty much get away with it. Fuck anyone who

If 45 declares a fascist dictatorship, I will “told-you-so” the internet until they find and kill me.

It is beyond disgusting that there are several major media outlets whose sole purpose is to declare that Donald Trump is our perfect leader whose character and integrity is beyond reproach and, that any group or individual who suggests or dares to prove otherwise, is an enemy of the state.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this

meanwhile didn’t bat an eye when Trump said crazy shit

Ugh I HATE HIM. And I half hate myself for the fact that he got under my skin the same way my little brother used to; by being a sore fucking “winner” and never shutting his goddamn mouth.

I would like an asteroid to vaporize this man.

His voting base is stupider, they voted for him.

It’s like your racist aunt’s forwarded emails became sentient, coagulated into a semi-human form, developed narcissistic personality disorder and dementia, and were voted into the Oval Office.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Some of us, um, never use it.

There’s a reason Fallon inherited Leno’s chair and Colbert got Letterman’s.

I’m strangely grateful that Jimmy Fallon has mostly avoided politics on his show. Not because I welcome his show as a well-needed respite from the never-ending stream of incompetence, hubris, and tragedy that is politics these days (I don’t watch it and it doesn’t appeal to me for any reason outside of The Roots), but

I still don’t get why people are acting like Lauer’s firing comes as some sort of a shock. The only shock is that he was allowed to do this shit for as long as he did. The man is a true piece of shit in every way, and perhaps the hackiest non-Fox News anchor around.

Because if there’s anything we’re missing right now, it’s stories about 19th century white women.

God, I’m so prepped for bad news at all times that halfway through the headline I was hyperventilating thinking she had died.

For me, he’s Goose in Grease 2!