It is not a 1-to-1, and I could not find any of the pure stuff this morning, but based on what I know about it I would dissolve 1/4 teaspoon of it in a cup of water, then use a tablespoon of that.

The dong giveth and the dong taketh away.

Exactly. No player should try to hit the ball when there’s a no-hitter going. It’s an unwritten rule.

So disrespectful. this means they gotta throw at him now and maybe that will teach him to hit big dingers the Right Way, like they did in 1794.

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take…

I told my kids they could each say ONE time during the week, “Come on, Dad, it’s Spring Break,” and then they would get whatever they were begging for. Usually they kept it in their pocket until the last day and they’d get that morning ice cream.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

I have a feeling this will be one of those cases future engineers learn about in class.

Headphones AND angled the video so his fellow Greyhound bus passengers wouldn’t see? The guy’s manners are impeccable compared to most of the cretins in the world today.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.