He was watching over me.

the planet is "f**ked"

And when? And the duration and clarity of the scene, or if I'm wasting my time again?

Setting a fridge at 50F is begging for food poisoning. Set it to 35 for goodness sake.

Despite what Uncle John's Bathroom Reader told me in my youth, most polar bears are not, in fact, left-handed.

Get confident, stupid.

Olbermann can be a pompous blowhard, but this is him at his best.

I just hate it when other people enjoy things that I don't enjoy.

I really do like this site and find lots of useful tips here, but this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. I think anyone that has ever purchased a carton of eggs and a loaf of bread knows that these items cost less than an $8 meal, even if you divide the meal into 2 servings.

"What can Brown do for you?"

ALWAYS INVENTING NEW AND EXCITING WAYS TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE IS WHAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY GREAT!!!! USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!

Thanks for doing this Q&A

The planet is fine. The people are fucked

That appears to be the previous version, without WiFi, and with USB 2.0. I did a quick search for this new version and didn't see it on Amazon.

I hope the police remembered to give him back his $25,000. I would hate for a guy to have to go through all that trouble and not get his $18,000 returned safe and sound.

Act like you've been there before you stupid ni-

"Wouldn't want a guy to go to hell and be sick."

I bet Svendsen wears his hat backwards too.

But if I can't use baffling and arbitrary language to assert my intellectual superiority over a person trying to enjoy the same things that I enjoy how will I really know that I am better than they are?

goddammit, you leave Chocolate Powder alone!