To fix that you need MAD magazine’s basebrawl. It includes full-contact rules; the batter is allowed to keep the bat and use it as an offensive weapon, bases can be picked up and used as shields, and so on.

+1
I like it. All hits have a 1/50 chance to just go flying. Normally I think randomness is bad in sports. But when a sport is so dry it could add some excitment.

Speaking of Bill Ward, here is possibly his heaviest, and finest performance, and watch that hi-hat!

Question: If you purchased a $575 planet-sized figure that is basically a puzzle toy for hardcore collectors, would you want it to be easy to transform? Personally, I think the complexity is part of the appeal of any puzzle. If this was intended as an everyday-toy, I’d totally agree it is a hassle, but that’s not the…

“I think it was the blue guy on the left officer- can you ask him to turn slightly and wave?  Thanks, yeah, that’s him, the others aren’t even close.”

They’re having a “Fyre sale”...

To cast my feelings into words: I (M40) am in love with the girlfriend (F31) of my boss (M54). I still care about him, though, and in order to convince him to cut her dirtbag brother loose, I let him know we were sleeping together. When he gave me the kiss-off, I went to work for his Eye-tie competitors. I worked the…

“George Clooney used actual footage of Joseph McCarthy in his film “Good Night, and Good Luck” for a REASON. He did it because he knew people wouldn’t believe how ridiculous McCarthy was, and they didn’t, they complained “the actor for McCarthy” was “overdoing it.”

After reading the whole Vanity Fair article, I think they’re only talking about toning down the cosmetic aspects of Trump, not the rest, which seems like a reasonable decision. I think when you’re doing closeups on a high definition big screen TV, a 100% realistic depiction of the physical aspects of Trump would be…

When I heard electro-punk song about antibodies was hoping for something more along the lines of Future Punx, now I just want to hear someone else write a less Sum 41/Papa roach version of the song above

The fame is like a drug. But the thing that’s even more like a drug are the drugs.

“YOU DON’T WANT NO PART OF THIS!”

When the Go-Go’s first album came out the people who were into College Rock (which is what they used to call Indie Music) vehemently dismissed the band as New Wave posers. You wouldn’t believe how militant people were about music back then. They were worse than the worst record store asshole you ever met. It was not…

God-DAMMIT Barry!

That’s 2016

Hey, everybody! It’s that guy!

Because he tells them what they want to hear, and behaves in ways they want to behave without being told it’s “sinful”.

Not everyone can handle this situation with the finesse of Gorillaz.

Surprised he hasn’t been offered a job by the Trump administration.  He would check so many boxes for them.