Use a really, really big Qi pad, dummy!
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“Lower your Grey Poupon and have your chauffeur put his arms up!”
Put the lid on it, dummy!
Pay the homeless to keep the homeless out, dummy!
After the cruise, they were hoping to drive home. Instead they had to norwalk.
Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting drowning!
You should be cheering! The cop didn’t even shoot the bar!
/Glengarry Glen Ross, but Alec Baldwin berates them for being too successful.
The turn signals won’t automatically turn off, Cars.com reports.
Smart dog. Wait for them to park first. That’s the secret to catching cars.
Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s revolutionizing not thinking things through!
“I wish we had a wheel to replace the one that fell off.”
Don’t blame him, dummy! The dog was driving!
My memory seats kept forgetting their settings, but when I contacted the dealer they couldn’t recall.
Lego. The coolest car company is Lego.
In their defense, all they forgot was the very first step!
On the upside, Netflix gave me $62M to make a show about this show.
Still, I’d rather have a pretty Roadster that never arrives than an ugly Cybertruck that doesn’t!
In its defense, Tesla’s wrap does help the sunroof from coming flying off!
For only eight bucks a month more, you get your own blue checkmark!