♩ ♬ My Tesla lies under the ocean

Hammond and Flintoff should get their own show.

Autopilot!

Technically, that was a Fiat Punto.

Why redo it? Expensive and dodgy seem on-brand for F1.

Relatedly, I credit my years in IT for my lightning speed at turning things off and on again!

Do you have any idea how long it takes a to grow a concrete tree?!

Worse, they had live next to you!

This has to stop! If we let poor people walk there, soon poor people will be walking everywhere! Imagine the chaos!

Wow. Kudos! That’s one brave car!

But it complements my confetti airbag!

It was Halloween. He went as a robotaxi.

I’m in!

In their defense, it did detect two children on each other’s shoulders in a trench coat! 

I don’t know if anybody’s noticed before, but Tesla’s truck looks kind of odd.

The bus. Because we had to take your keys away from you, Dad!

Oh, the humanity!

It turned out my car was under the couch.

Things like this disgust me!

Another brilliant move by Elon! Now Wall Street’s mood has no place to go but up!