Ironically, the only thing Elon can’t make bulletproof is his reputation. Also, all the other things.
Modusoperandi
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Yes. My car is, uh, I am, uh, also just pranking people.
Oh, man, the people at Cars ‘n’ Coffee will be so jealous!
It looks like it’s from the old Transformers cartoon, but one where it was in a mass shot and they weren’t really trying.
Dang it, Bobby!
Except for everything about it, it was the perfect plan!
High beam button on the floor!
Oh, great! Now cyclists will be smug, too!
It’s as beautiful as it is they’ll never build it, and they’ll plenty never build it!
Exactly! How come Jalopnik never has stories about about all the cops that the police don’t run over?!
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
Another brilliant move by Elon! Premium Repairs!
“Robotaxi, take the scenic route.”
I got outbid, which made me really a Noid.
Another brilliant move by Elon, with a state-of-the-art child restraint system!
In retrospect, his only regret was committing crimes that linked to his name. And his bank account. And his home address. Other than that, it was the perfect crimes!
1. Do not get wet.
This sounds like a good idea, but remember you’ll need a driver for it. And they’ll need one of these to sleep in, which will need a driver for it. And they’ll need one of these to sleep in, etc.
This is what the robots will ride when they get too fat to Kill All Humans.
Finally, something to get stuck at Burning Man in!