They’re for ice cubes, dummy!
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I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac!
Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s revolutionizing breakdowns!
I like the 1980 RX7, and can appreciate the 1985 Celica, but nobody had posters of them on their wall.
Crack a window, dummy!
Suzuki X-90! Suzuki X-90!
“President Putin, I have good news and I have bad news.”
I took the family on a road trip once.
Just make the truck 1/3rd smaller, dummy!
HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SCREENS MY APARTMENT HAS?!
Pro Tip: Replace your gas mower with a push mower and a kid!
In the driver’s defense, in Australia the pedals are reversed. And “D” is Reverse, while “R” is Drive. And the seats face backwards. And that koala dosed me with something!
It’s where you roll down the window and hang out.
Hardboiled egg, half-peeled.
The attacker’s handicap? Rage.
It was me. Police eventually caught me after noticing the 10,547 cars in my driveway. Honestly, I’m relieved it’s over. The insurance alone was breaking me!
The man is going to jail. The dog will get off, on account of being a good boy!
Was one on the other’s shoulders under a trench coat? TELL ME ONE WAS ON THE OTHER’S SHOULDERS UNDER A TRENCH COAT.
Amazon? Is there a bracket between the seats for the pee bottle?
“You’re too late!” he shouted, “I already drank it!”