If they include the nudie scanner, I’m in!
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“Honey?”
NASA believes UAP is so important that they hired Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion to sing a song about it!
Hah! Take that, the government!
“God, if you don’t want me to eat here, give me a sign.”
So that’s where the vibrator went!
Everything’s bigger in Texas, even the accidents!
Okay. Now I want to do this, but as a circle. Oo! A spiral!
The video was captured in the Lower Haight neighborhood
Others foolishly rushed in, but only Elon was brilliant enough to wait until he couldn’t avoid it anymore!
Veblen Good! Veblen Good!
I expected this from Kelso but not Jackie!
In President Trump’s defense, Rudy Giuliani won’t get a penny of it!
One where you pay a monthly fee for no subscriptions.
The Lotus Enema looks like looks like they ground down that awful Lamborghini SUV, the Anus.
In Air Canada’s defense, that vomit was complementary!
“But Comerade, you told me to retire plane!”
When I think that someone, somewhere, is turned on by me squeezing wheezily into an airplane bathroom and pinching off a monster loaf, also wheezily, I smile, knowing that for once I’m not all alone after all.
♪ ♫ Ah, breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber Duck
First, whales attacking sailboats, now Gary Busey and cars!