[America. The Future. Gangs roam America’s streets, peeing behind cars while police can only watch powerlessly]

President Trump’s VP won’t be any of the frontrunners. Or backrunners! His VP will be the finest, most tremendously terrific VP there could be; Vice President President Trump!

My neighbor had one that couldn’t make it up his steep driveway without taking a run at it. Had the hood decal and everything.

“Hey, Honey, how about we put all that money we made from not being able to get the truck we ordered and waited for, and, you know...Honey? Honey?”

Instead of flying faster, just put airports closer together, dummy!

They only pulled him over because he wouldn’t lay off the horn.

In Putin’s defense, do you expect him to push people out of the windows of a little boat?

It’s an easy fix! Ditch the stainless steel and make the whole Cybertruck out of the bulletproof windows it uses!

In Alfa-Romeo’s defense, that drag coefficient is phenomenal for a car on the back of a flatbed tow truck.

Strap the kids to the roof, dummy!

That explains the new “Hyundai? Yes, Hyundaaaaaaaai...” ads.

Another brilliant move by Elon! I feel whatever-the-opposite-of-safer-is already!

I thought I could get away with destroying the camera, but they have footage of me doing it, somehow!

Disgusting! I, for one, intend to buy Starfield and play the heck out of it, just so that I can be mad for longer!

My best automotive decision? Cracking open the window before I cut one.

Another brilliant move by Elon! Yet another thing that requires the precision and attention to detail that he’s famous for!

You’d understand if you were all classy and shit, like we are!

Damn. It looks like The Monopoly Guy is back on the cocaine again.

“U up?”

Another brilliant move by Elon! Full Submersible Driving!