After listening to that voicemail, I don’t know what I’m more surprised by, that Deadspin has a phone number or that Richie Incognito has it.
Congratulations “Big Dick Nick”... Christian!
I didn’t think it was possible for this to be more upsetting. Every detail I read, every article that provides more information...I get more and more revolted. Now we see how even the kids’ friends are on Nassar’s side. God...
Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.
If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?
And what’s even the rationale? If you’re good enough at it to share, you clearly don’t need her help.
I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.
The New York Times just ran a profile of Anne Wojcicki, founder of the genetic testing company 23AndMe, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from a styles section piece headlined “The Doyenne of DNA Says: Just Chillax with Your Ex.” Yep. It’s Wojcicki talking about her ex-husband Sergey Brin and her ex-boyfriend Alex…
Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.
There is little of the plot—or its entirety—that can’t be condensed to a Hollywood elevator pitch. “What if The Matrix was also The Last Starfighter?”
Has anyone checked on Burneko?
Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can
Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.
I considered a NYT subscription as some sort of act of faith in “real journalism” but their opinion pieces have always been such a fucking shit show I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
I (like many racist uncles) get my information primarily from the internets, but is there some subscription service for news worth…
God you’re just on fire today
The sheer number of people with Simpsons names/avatars commenting on this post amuses me.
You magnificent bastard.
This cannot be outdone. Someone turn out the lights on the way out. +1
+1 for the obscure Simpsons reference.
Michael Lombardi is a former football executive with the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Oakland Raiders, and Cleveland Browns; now he writes a football column for his good buddy Bill Simmons’s website The Ringer. If you would like to know why he failed in the former career, look no further than the article…