Every Time I Die is the only music I’ll listen to louder than Nirvana: Unplugged.
don’t sign your posts
“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”
Politics has invaded every aspect of our lives where we shop, where we eat, what cloths we wear etc.
It’s because you’re dead. You died.
Australia is Texas surrounded by water.
I don’t trust him not to come back back back back back back.
Actually, Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
Will you hire Glenn Stout? I need 11,000 words on a boxing horse that drinks single malt.
Hmmm, you know, I learned something today. I read your column and I read Rand Paul’s proposals, and I think the truth is somewhere in the middle.
Fuck him up, Barry.
Alan, why haven’t The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family been archived at The Hague for use in future tribunals?
Check out St. Augustine Gin if you get a chance. It’s pretty citrus-forward, but it doesn’t flatten out the juniper and other aromatics that give you a classic gin finish.
Over at Slate, Jamelle Bouie made the good point that Jim Webb’s supposed exclusive appeal is basically a nothingburger anyway:
It’s going to take a deeply flawed and unpopular new series from David Simon for Whitlock to even understand half the criticism in here.
Please don’t profane the Unintelligible Empanada Truck by associating it with this man or sports or anything less sublime than our everlasting God.
This is what would happen if Spaulding Smails was an NFL quarterback.
You loved Drew’s Lupica impression. You wanted it to never end.
Will you please do a Deadcast where Drew spends the entire episode in character as Lupica? Thanks in advance.
You got that right.