this is the dumbest and best +1 I have ever given.

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

OH YEAH

Rumor is that five people caught him, and they were furious. 

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

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I am now convinced you help stroke victims and people who have suffered specific traumatic brain injuries regain their powers of language usage and comprehension. Really, excellent work. And bless you for your devotion to such a noble profession.

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ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

But can you say for sure that your favorite café doesn’t have a sex dungeon?

With double the Chubs today I bet they turn a lot of DPs

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

I like where you’re at but may I suggest that we graft a basketball cannon onto his chest instead?

I remember some of these guys.

Wow, personal attacks and a graying and/or banning!

Had to be the adrenaline. This is anecdotal but I was once playing a pickup game and on a non contact play, simply landing from a rebound, had a tibial plateau fracture. Broken leg. I knew I tweaked something but made it three more series up and down because it was fun and competitive but then absolutely collapsed…

So, Doris Burke tells the world that Klay wants to come back and is jumping up and down in the locker room to “stay loose.” Then, a minute later, she’s back on telling everyone he’s done for the game. And then 10 minutes later, we see Klay on industrial-grade crutches moving slower than Boogie Cousins defending the…

Shanahan should ask Christa McAuliffe how easy it is to shuttle for 73 seconds.