Please reformat this analysis into a meme. Example:

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

Gah, you’re right, I’m fixing. I should have just sold highlighter palettes.

I picked drifter for my Warlock, and vanguard for Hunter. Can’t wait to experience both sides of the story. I must say this is the first time I’m actually invested in Destiny’s lore. I think the writers are really on point this time.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

He can keep his day job designing Drake mixtape covers, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

I literally just wrote this article to say “Hey, you can take a break from that game that is frustrating you or making you feel bad.”

Reading your comments, I honestly don’t care what you think.

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?

And almost 100% of the ones you do.

That shot chart is Gruden-like. However, my favorite NBA visualization is still this Google search result:

“Could Joe Biden Get Any Worse?”

When you come back to your comment hours later to see a pretty weird typo.

It’s a photoshop. Those are all Jesse Waters. That’s the joke. 

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I believe he can lie.

Reggie Bush